If you’ve ever woken up in the morning with a mysterious head full of cornrows, you know what mixed emotions are all about.
I swear if a guy ever cheats on you: DUMP HIS ASS, date his father and make that nigga your stepson.
Oh, you’re gonna dump ice water on your head for some publicity while roughly 783 million people do not have access to clean water? K
Sooooooooo my boob popped out in the space mountain picture tonight. Why. Why me!?
I always think I found my knight in shining armor, but 9 times out of 10 it’s just a retard wrapped in tin foil.